Disturbing new Sonic Movie Poster Spotted

DREW L tweeted a picture of a new Sonic the Hedgehog movie poster. As if the new Sonic character wasn’t disturbing enough, this poster is sure to make you question the sanity of the team of bean-counters who greenlit the dumpster fire that will be “Sonic the Hedgehog”, hitting theaters in 2019.

The poster appears to show a blatantly phallic, erect speed-trail protruding from between Sonic’s legs, complete with a scrotum, shaft, and Glans penis (tip). Was this an honest mistake, or evidence of tobacco-industry inspired subliminal advertising techniques being used on a children’s film? Does Sonic hang dong? Will he graffiti human genitals on national landmarks to spite them?! Find out in 2019!